If you were to marry the last person you texted what would be your last name?
Bracken...

When's the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
Harry Potter and the COS...I was like, 11

Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and what, why?
Yes, there is 'Sean does that all the time' and 'that is frustrating'...I don't know why I have them.

Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
Yeah baby.

How many cell phones have you had in your life?
3...

What's the last thing you laughed really hard over?
a closeted hetrosexual

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
...today I think.

What was the last drink you had?
Last New Year, I had some Shnapps...ah Shnapps.

Who called you first today?
No one, but I have an ass load of texts

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
So, I fell asleep reading

Any summer plans for 2009?
Camp, Parties, harassing my friends

The last song you heard?
If I Never Knew You

Are you missing someone?
no

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I'd go back to when I was 12...it was a good time.

Are you the youngest person living in your house?
yes.

Have you ever quoted a line from a movie?
No, I have all my own epic quotes

Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
I wish...

Gummy bears or gummy worms?
BEARS

Do you like candy corn?
Candy corn is the sex

Did you ever want to be a lawyer?
YES! It's my dream career, actually.

Got anything you wanna say to someone?
'Fuck you'

Is anything bothering you right now?
Not really

If there were no letters on the keys on your keyboard could you still type?
I hope so, I still need to look from time to time.

Do you have a bad temper?
...no...*plots someone's death*

Still speak to any of your classmates from elementary school?
Yeah, only like, two of them though

Do you remember the first rated R movie you saw?
...no, but I'm sure it was badass.

What's something you spend too much money on?
Harry Potter shit.

Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down...I'm sure.

Anything your currently excited for?
SIMS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did anything special happen today?
yeah. I got a book! Yay book!

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My mother

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
Jackets to the max

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Not really...

What will you do tomorrow?
NOthing, sit on my ass.

01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and repost as The Controversial Survey?
Yes.


[02] Would you do meth if it were legalized?
Uh...no.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against it...unless it's rape, incest or medical purposes.

[04] Would our country fall with a woman president?
No, women can rule just as well as men can. Look at queen Elizabeth.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yeah, for very dangerous criminals and such.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't really care.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I don't care, do what you want.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes, an all loving God, anyway.

[09] Do you think that same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, everyone deserves to be married to the ones they love.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
Only if their illegal.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
ONly if she has the time, money and effort to take care of it.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Sure, why not? Kids are going to drink anyway.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off? The first answer that comes to mind?
Yes, I don't think that we're making any progress.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Well, if the person asks for help, then it shouldn't be illegal.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Sure. I was spanked as a child, I turned out just fine.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
...maybe

[18] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama. I just don't like McCain at all.

Stolen from 's journal...

There was a guy and a girl were speeding down a deserted road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down! We're going to fast! I'm scared!

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. You're having fun, right?

Girl: No, I'm really scared! Please stop!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now can we please slow down?

Guy: Give me a hug.

Girl: *hugs him*

Guy: Hey, can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's kind of bothering me...

In the newspaper the next day...

"A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to brake failure. There were two riders but only one survived."

The truth was...

Half-way down the road, the guy had realized that his brakes were broken...

But he didn't want to girl to be scared...

Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her hug one last time...

And had her put on his helmet so that she would survive the crash...

Even though that meant that he would die instead...

If you would do that for someone, repost this in your journal as "Would you do this for the one you love?"



I would. <3

I stole this from 's Journal-She has the whole thing there, lots of other facts and such, it's epic...

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!

Stolen from 's journal.

1.) Your name?
Katie

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

That sounds like me...

2.) Your age?
15

Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.
WTF?

3.) One of your friends?
Jordan

A different word for very large penis.

Whoa, whoa...

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

So true...

5.) Favorite color?
Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

Sexy...

6.) Birthplace?
Utah

full of mormons

So fricken' true

7.) Month of your birth?
October

NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

WTF?

8.) Last person you talked to?
Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

Dude...he's my brother....

9.) One of your nicknames?
L

generally, a blunt. can, in looser application, refer to any rolled marijuana receptor.

What the hell?